Dusty Diary is officially declaring, with the power and authority vested in me by virtue of... being... uh... someone with a lot of power and authority about special secret things that you don't know about but take my word for it--September 20 as "Talk Like Carrie Nation Day."I'll start. "I felt invincible. My strength was that of a giant. God was certainly standing by me. I smashed five saloons with rocks before I ever took a hatchet. My tongue was aflame when I spoke God's Gospel to the beer-bloggers. When they decried me, I took my hatchet to their wireless routers, shattering them, and they were sore afraid."
