Showing posts with label rubber baby pants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rubber baby pants. Show all posts

Monday, May 25, 2009

When Patriotism Was Tied to Rubber Baby Pants

What began as a well-intentioned post about the 1942 Ypsi scrap rubber drive, in honor of Memorial Day, devolved into a conversation with my husband about rubber baby pants.

DDH: "I didn't know rubber could be reclaimed, or melted down, or whatever."
DD: "I didn't either--but they were recycling EVERYTHING--even the little ring of rubber around the top of canning jar lids! Just that little ring! One kid swiped his dad's spare tire and turned it in."

DDH: "Ah. I'm sure the dad was thrilled by his son's patriotism."
DD: "Yeah...and you couldn't get new tires then, either. They were getting a penny a pound for scrap rubber."
DDH: "So...OK,...but tires were thinner then..."

(Geeks to the core, DD and DDH carefully calculate the scrap-rubber value of a 1942 tire and estimate it to be around 15 cents).

DD: "They were also collecting something called 'rubber baby pants'. That sounds like a singularly...uncomfortable piece of clothing."
DDH: "Yeeaahhh...rubber baby pants? So...the idea is you just...like, bag it up in there?"
DD: "I guess...gross! Then when you have to take them off---

(several icky scatological speculations deleted by editor, eeuuuww.)

DDH: "It's like those rubber-pants bikers in (a city somewhere vaguely to the west of Ypsilanti)--those self-important dweebs with all the logos and stuff on their rubber pants."
DD: "Yeah...they're full of [AAOOOOGAH!] too."