Let's go to the Martha tonight.
No, we always go there. What's playing at the Wuerth?
Let's see...a Charlie Chaplin picture, "A Woman of Paris."
Oh, he's funny. What's it about?
Hmm...it sounds like a melodrama. Not comedy.
That's odd. OK, let's try it. Their matinee is cheaper than at the Martha, anyways. Say, look at that picture. Is she...wearing anything?
--Ypsilanti Record ad, January 10, 1924